Sunday, February 13, 2011

Debauchery!

I left the waters of Minnesota and my newest friend and was headed west, to the mountains of Colorado and the phenomenon known as Vixen. Rumor had it that she had blue eyes, so I was excited to meet her and see how I would match up. No sooner had I arrived, I was packed away into her suitcase, full of bikini parts. Rather than exploring Colorado, I would be traveling with her to sunny California (once again). This time, to meet up with her best friend Roxy. And a full weekend of debauchery! Of course, the journal I've been traveling with had to be checked out. There might be some top-secret stories and pictures in there!

What I hadn't realized is that Vixen and Roxy take pictures of everything! The sheer volume of pictures is staggering! What you're seeing here is a drop in the bucket. And since this is a somewhat family-oriented blog, there's many that will never show up here! That being said, things started out innocently enough. Even Roxy's dog Sadie got in on the act! But soon the tequila came out, and Vixen started dancing, and the fun was just beginning. And that was just the first night!

The tequila started flowing early the next day. I'm not sure why there's a crossing sign near the pool. There was nary a train in sight! Then again, there were lots of things I saw that I didn't understand. Vixen and Roxy might have had a bit of rivalry going on, trying to gain my affections. Sure, they played nice at first, having their pictures taken with me together. Then all hell broke loose...

I'm not sure how, or who started it, but all of a sudden I found my self in a wrestling match between the two of them. Next thing I know, Roxy's going after Vixen for wearing me. Then Vixen attacks Roxy, who somehow got me away. It was fierce, and you can see Roxy doing her best to fend off Vixen's attacks. At some point, Roxy's husband got involved, and the two of them joined forces and turned on him! There's pictures of that, too, but the nudity was just too much to bear. I had to keep my eyes shut. As best I could... Eventually, Vixen was sent away to sit by herself in a "timeout". Well, by herself, with me. After a brief cooling off period, calmer heads prevailed, someone suggested more tequila, and things quickly returned to normal. Well, what passes as "normal" to these people!

Vixen and Roxy made up in the end, so to speak. And soon it was time for me to go. A quick trip back to Colorado, and I was off to meet up with the big guy, who was going to take me to meet up with some old (and new) friends!