Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Don't Mess With Texas

My next journey sent me back to Texas. Just can't seem to get away from there. But that's OK. There's some great friends I've made there! And this time, it was back to see No One In Particular again! She had done so much work on the big guy's birthday party the last time I saw her, it's the least I could do to come back. Especially with my new look!

We spent some quality time together. She even gave me a new patch to wear! (Be sure to click 'em to big 'em!) But then something unexpected happened... I found myself being stuffed into a suitcase with a bunch of her clothes and underthings! Didn't mind the underthings that much, but I was confused. Apparently, I was going to take a sidetrip while on my trip! But this looked like some serious travel about to happen. At least she had a change of heart, and took me out of the suitcase and stuffed me into her pink carry-on bag. I might clash with that color, but I'm secure in my sexual identity to not be afraid of being seen in a pink bag (sexual identity??? WTH? I'm a shirt!).

Next thing I know, I've got a window seat on a big plane at the Dallas/Fort Worth airport. Like a good shirt, I read along with the flight attendants as they told us all about the safety features and procedures. Good information to know! Once we got in the air, NOIP and I spent the flight reading about more fun endeavors. The section on hula dancing was near and dear to me, as it brought back memories of my past life... *sigh...*

The rest of the trip is sort of secret, so I can't tell you where we went, but suffice it to say that we partied together like rock stars! That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it! Upon our return to TX, I was promptly bundled up and sent away for the next leg of my adventure. Off to a place where you almost have to swallow your tongue to say the name of the town correctly... More on that the next time!

Monday, March 22, 2010

Back for a Farewell Party!

I was sent away from Florida with all necessary repairs made, and found myself headed back to the same girls that started this whole adventure back at the end of 2005. Though we were all a bit different than we were when we first met. It was a farewell party for one of the girls who was headed overseas for awhile. Most of that old gang was there, and it was good to see some recognizable faces. The farewell girl even celebrated, and allowed me to join her for a new belly button piercing!

Unfortunately, I don't recall much of my time with them, and there just weren't many pictures taken there. I do seem to recall that I was only there for a short time, and then sent away to a new destination. And back to another old friend. Was this the beginning of a loop? Would I not get to meet anyone else new? Only time would tell. In the meantime, I said farewell too, and it was off to Texas!

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Time for a Pit Stop

The next stop in my adventure took me back to another friend I had made earlier, back in my prior form. The woman's name was Phain, and you can see my earlier fun with her here. For whatever reason, I didn't leave her name the last time. But it's her!

This time around was just as fun! We got some sun together (as you can see by her back). And even though I'm not posting the pics, the kids and I had a lot of fun too! But Phain, being the motherly type, also took some time out to make some much needed repairs to me. Some of my button holes had gotten ripped due to some rambunctiousness and overly eager participation!

After spending time here, and getting all spiffy again, I was shipped off to the women who sort of started this whole thing. I was just a tad nervous...

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Where Everyone Knows Your Name

I left the sunny (and very warm) days in the southwest and ended up way over on the east coast. The north-east coast, to be more correct. OK, Boston, if you're going to force me to say it. There, I found myself in the company of the very lovely, and very leggy, Monalicious! There do seem to be an awful lot of long legged ladies out there! Anyway, this particular LLL was not only a looker, but she has smarts, too! While I didn't get to meet any of her friends (which was fine with me), I got the impression that she could make them wherever she went. I spent about a week here, but didn't get to see many of the sights. Just as well. I was getting plenty of sights right here!

The last I heard, she up and moved to the South, and got herself hitched. I don't know if our paths will cross any time soon, but here's to hoping! Continuing on, she sent me back on down the coast to see an old friend...

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

If Something Would Have Happened in Vegas, I Would Have Stayed in Vegas!

Two of the people I met in Dallas (they actually flew there to help celebrate his birthday??) were my next hosts. Tara Tainton was her name, and her lover/roomie is Code. She's a tough cookie to try to figure out. When she and the big guy first met, she seemed fairly shy. But she also greeted him wearing a bath towel, having just stepped out of the shower. As the party weekend continued, that shyness seemed to disappear. What I didn't realize at the time is that she was also a budding porn star! She specialized in homemade porn...not the really fake, tacky stuff. Being rather shy myself, I was terrified that I was going to find myself in one of her videos! Would I look good on camera? Would I get stained by something unmentionable? Would I have to wear a dry-cleaning bag?

Fortunately, she had nothing like that planned for me. Just a few somewhat naughty pictures. :-) And Code got into the action too! Later on, before she sent me on my way, the two of them were joined by her mother, who couldn't resist meeting me either! We took a quick trip over (up?) to the Grand Canyon (click the pic!). I think we look pretty good together up there, don't you? Soon, we parted ways, and I next found myself somewhere where everyone knows your name...

A word of warning...if you go to Tara's site, it's what the kids would call "NSFW"!

Monday, March 01, 2010


I'm not the only one who has had some changes. I went home after the party (well, the whole weekend) with the lovely Stealth. Who used to be Texas Spitfire. She did something to her knee at the party, but it wasn't anything a bottle of tequila couldn't fix!

I understand that she's been away for awhile, but has snuck back into the blogging life, so you should check her out when you can!

As for me, I shortly found myself on my way to Las Vegas! Woohoo! You know what they say about Vegas... (but I'll be sure to share a little bit with you!).