I was sent off to Kelly, a cute little leprechaun of a girl. She had plenty to celebrate, so I knew that it could get wild and crazy, but I wasn't worried. I guess I'm just not wise to the ways of the world. It started off tame, with Kelly donning me, but I apparently stay with her very long. Lola grabbed me, and did some bizarre things with me that I don't ever remember the big guy doing.
Don got ahold of me at some point. I'm not sure if I'm more disturbed by the cowboy boots, or the tent being pitched...
Don's wife Sam then got in the act, and I felt I was finally going to get to spend the rest of the evening with someone safe. Remember those curves I mentioned in the last post? Yeah--I had the same feelings here. Next thing I know, Kelly has crawled in with us (remember--I'm a big shirt). And then she burst out like a stripper at a bachelor party. From that point on, the rest of the night is a blur. I think it was about the same time that I lost all of my buttons. I was told later that every one of them was ripped out and flew to all corners of the room.
Kelly grabbed me back and was cocooned by me. Sam somehow ended up with me, and I think I ended up spending the night with her. Since I no longer had buttons, she just tied me up in a knot in front--something else the big guy had never done. She continued late into the evening, giving out zrbts, and eventually passing out while the others took advantage of her condition.
As I mentioned in my profile--this is the party where I was abused, spilled on, and found myself passed from body to body. I was physically maimed, I had my picture taken in compromising situations (think these were the only pictures taken??), and basically humiliated. I'm sure there were other hideous things that happened to me, but no one is talking. The big guy would have probably enjoyed himself here, but this was a bit much for me. Little did I know that this was the beginning of my current adventure. I'll save that revelation for a later time...
7 comments:
i can only imagine the naughtiness that one shirt is privy to... ;)
yeah, I can only imagine
A quite amuzing concept you have here.
A lot, lemme tell ya.
I missed it all. And I like a good button popping evening :)
giggle...
and so it began...
Looks like quite the adventure
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