Sunday, September 24, 2006

The Abduction Is On (or is it?)

I'm repaired, I've got a couple of extra 'things' added to me, and I'm being mailed home. Yay! Sure, it's back to Montana, but I've been away and neglected too long. But I have this nagging thought in the back of my mind--I think I really liked my time away. They were fairly nice people. And in the end, I wasn't too worse for wear. Maybe I was really beginning to like these people. I sort of felt sorry that I wasn't going to be seeing those people again. But no, dammit! They held me hostage! They abused me! I can't feel this way! I'm not Patty Hearst (for those of you who don't get it, click on the link...)! But if I actually did the things I think I might have, I'll need an excuse. Something to blame it on... Maybe I'll do the research when I get home. Yes, home to the big guy in Montana.

Well, imagine the shock when the package was opened when I got home! It wasn't the big guy! It was a very attractive woman! And this certainly wasn't the big guy's apartment! What just happened? I felt it best to just listen, and see if I could figure this out. And I found out alot! This woman, code-named Biscuit (where do they get these names?), was apparently a friend of the girls in Nashville. I was being spirited around like the underground railroad! While I wasn't sure of where I was, I was relatively certain it was nowhere near Montana! As I awaited my fate, I felt a calm fall over me. I could worry about what was going to happen to me, or I could be like Patty, and just enjoy the ride, and embrace my captors. With that mindset, I was ready for whatever this pretty lady was ready to dish out!


Obviously, from this picture, you can see that I was in the midst of a more laid-back, serene atmosphere. No wild parties, no button-ripping escapades. Just a glass of Bailey's, a warm fire, and her company. I was in great hands. I could get to like this, I think...

12 comments:

Don said...

Damn, that's one lucky shirt.

Biscuit said...

I kind of laughing that anyone who clicks the link is going to be very afraid of me after reading the current post. I need to do something stupid really fast so I can make that sucker move down the page :)

SignGurl said...

Ditto what Don said.

Samantha Alice said...

Mmmmm. Nothing like a little fire to soothe the spirit. And those legs! They're even hotter in person!

KellyKline said...

Ohh poor wittle OsShirt ... you know you LOVE it!

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Bailey's Irish Cream. Ah, memories.

e.e. said...

oh oh ohhHHHH

I want to play with the OsShirt! wWhen will you be out to the east coast??? To the Boston area??
Hmmm?
Yum!
I am suddenly inspired and wanna play!

Tommy said...

You are indeed a lucky shirt. Nothing I like better than wrapping myself around a sexy body and enjoying a tall glass of Bailey's. Lucky, lucky shirt! (psst! squeeze her boob for me once, mkthanks.)
TG

barefoot_mistress said...

Oh Patty Heart, god love her!

LMAO

Robyn said...

Oh to be the shirt... the life.. the girls... the drinks... how could it get any better? Oh yeah.. the owner! =) mwah!

art said...

lucky damn shirt!

Samantha Alice said...

The Osshirt is now on the pay-per-view page at Boobiethon! Boy, that shirt gets around!