Thursday, March 22, 2012

The International Tour Begins!

After getting to meet up with everyone in the New York area, the big guy and I headed back to Montana. I guess it was time to finally come home. HA! That couldn't be farther from the truth! I was headed back east. Way back east. All the way to England!

He shipped me to an old friend of his, Carnalis. A very nice lady. Who likes to cook. And other 'personal' sorts of things (*wink, wink, nod, nod). And she's raising a family too! It took a little doing, but we finally got used to each other's language (you'd think English is the same all over!). We had a great time together, though we don't have any pictures to share. It's too bad...we looked really good together!

I spent a great deal of time with her and her boys, but soon it was time to go. Others in the UK were clamoring for their time with me! Next see a wee woman and her not-so-wee boyfriend!

Monday, April 11, 2011

Pool Party, and Other Things!

There wasn't much turnaround time after arriving at the big guy's place. He apparently has gotten caught up in this whole "traveling all over the place" thing. No sooner do I arrive back in Montana, than I'm packed up, ready to join him in meeting up with some old friends!

It was off to the Empire state to spend the weekend on Long Island
with BTExpress, and his girlfriend
Lori. BTE was throwing a party to show off his new pool/landscaping in his back yard, and the big guy jumped all over that opportunity! BTE and I met when I was in Detroit, and the big guy had met the both of them at his birthday soiree a few years ago. As a surprise for BTE, the always lovely Shizzle showed up to spice up the day! It was great to see her again!

There was drinking, eating, swimming, chatting... Really a wonderful afternoon! As the chicken on the grill was just getting ready to be served, Hubman and Another Suburban Mom came around the corner! Lots more fun ensued, and more pics were taken. Hubman and ASM hadn't seen each other in quite a few weeks (he'd been off on business half a country away) so they were more interested in getting reacquainted than sticking around with the rest of us. Which is understandable. The next thing I know, everyone else is skinny-dipping in the pool, and I'm left on the side to watch. Which wasn't such a bad thing...

Before heading back to Montana, the big guy had a lunch date with Minority Report. They met up near LaGuardia, and had a very nice lunch. There was some time left before her train left, so we all took a quick trip to a nearby park, where she and I met face to face, as it were. A quick meeting, unfortunately, but a wonderful one! Hopefully we'll get to meet up again!

I ended up going back to Montana, but little did I realize what was on the agenda next! Passport requirements had to be checked!

Sunday, February 13, 2011


I left the waters of Minnesota and my newest friend and was headed west, to the mountains of Colorado and the phenomenon known as Vixen. Rumor had it that she had blue eyes, so I was excited to meet her and see how I would match up. No sooner had I arrived, I was packed away into her suitcase, full of bikini parts. Rather than exploring Colorado, I would be traveling with her to sunny California (once again). This time, to meet up with her best friend Roxy. And a full weekend of debauchery! Of course, the journal I've been traveling with had to be checked out. There might be some top-secret stories and pictures in there!

What I hadn't realized is that Vixen and Roxy take pictures of everything! The sheer volume of pictures is staggering! What you're seeing here is a drop in the bucket. And since this is a somewhat family-oriented blog, there's many that will never show up here! That being said, things started out innocently enough. Even Roxy's dog Sadie got in on the act! But soon the tequila came out, and Vixen started dancing, and the fun was just beginning. And that was just the first night!

The tequila started flowing early the next day. I'm not sure why there's a crossing sign near the pool. There was nary a train in sight! Then again, there were lots of things I saw that I didn't understand. Vixen and Roxy might have had a bit of rivalry going on, trying to gain my affections. Sure, they played nice at first, having their pictures taken with me together. Then all hell broke loose...

I'm not sure how, or who started it, but all of a sudden I found my self in a wrestling match between the two of them. Next thing I know, Roxy's going after Vixen for wearing me. Then Vixen attacks Roxy, who somehow got me away. It was fierce, and you can see Roxy doing her best to fend off Vixen's attacks. At some point, Roxy's husband got involved, and the two of them joined forces and turned on him! There's pictures of that, too, but the nudity was just too much to bear. I had to keep my eyes shut. As best I could... Eventually, Vixen was sent away to sit by herself in a "timeout". Well, by herself, with me. After a brief cooling off period, calmer heads prevailed, someone suggested more tequila, and things quickly returned to normal. Well, what passes as "normal" to these people!

Vixen and Roxy made up in the end, so to speak. And soon it was time for me to go. A quick trip back to Colorado, and I was off to meet up with the big guy, who was going to take me to meet up with some old (and new) friends!