Nightmare on 16th St. S.W.

Ever have one of those dreams that seemed so realistic, that you couldn't tell where the dream ended, and "awake" began? This happened to me after Princess Stephanie mailed me off to my next destination. I don't know if it was the shots, or the Texas heat, or just the afterglow of Stephanie herself, but I found myself in the midst of a bizarre and disturbing dream.

It involved the big guy's best friend, Moose. A nice enough girl. We've been seen together in the past--there's even a picture of us in an earlier post down there. Never would I have imagined her to be able to do something like I'm about to describe!

I don't have all the specifics. You know how dreams sort of fade away quickly. But what I do remember (or think I remember) is that she got her hands on me in some sort of jealous rage. Rage from having to share me with so many others. Not that SHE ever wore me! Sure, she'd spilled beer on me in the past. Cried on me once or twice, too. But she'd never worn me.

Somehow she'd gotten ahold of me. Me in one hand, and a pair of scissors in the other. And she was half-nekkid. What was about to happen to me?? I finally figured out that it wasn't me that she was really after. I was an innocent victim. In a sick, twisted way, she was going to send me back to the big guy as some sort of belated birthday present. I could only imagine what was about to happen to me. Out of sheer terror, I blacked out. I'm not sure what happened next.

At some point, I awoke. I'm not sure when or where. But I had to check myself. Buttons were all there. Nothing cut out. Whew! Thank goodness it was just a bad dream!

Or was it.....?

Running Across Town

It didn't take long to get from Michelle's place to my next destination. Just across town, really. But a really LARGE town! Soon I found myself in the clutches of Princess Stephanie. No teenagers here! Not that this was a bad thing. Princess Stephanie & I had a wild time together!! It was a little hard to keep track of who was with us during the night, as the drinks came in from every angle! In the end, though, it was ME that she took home! Unfortunately, there wasn't much of a photographic record taken of the evening. The best we could come up with was this shot with her cell phone. At least it leaves a great deal to the imagination! I might add that numerous nasty texts and calls were made with the same phone!


I didn't get to spend as much time with the Princess as I would have liked. I heard her mention something about needing to get me to my next destination quickly. She sent me off with a kiss and a smile. Off to a new adventure. Little did I realize who I was going to meet, or what was about to happen next!

Bright, Like the Texas Sun!

After a wonderful time with Lindsey, it was time for me to move on. But not out of Texas. No, no, no! This particular trip was fairly short, and found me in the middle of the state. For the amount of time I ended up staying in this general area, it might as well have become my second home!

When I got to the next stop, I was greeted by another teenager. Ack! Fortunately, this one was a pretty good kid too. In fact, the big guy, in a totally unexpected move, called to see if I had made it there. WHAT??? More proof that he was in on all of this up to his elbows, at the very least! The teenager answered the phone, and told him that Michelle (my newest hostess), wasn't home. The big guy asked to leave a message, saying he was from Montana, and the kid responded, "Oh, we got the shirt! Mom's been running around all day wearing it!" At least I was well-loved while I was here!


Michelle tried something different with me (and I'm always up for something different...), by wearing me almost like a kimono. I don't remember ever being able to do that with the big guy, but I digress... She also did a little bit of photo-editing with me. I don't think I was this bright when I was brand new!


A little later on, she opened up the kimono look, and posed with a little more exposed. No comment on whether or not we took more! ;-) I would have liked to have spent more time here, but apparently I was needed elsewhere. So off I went into the hot Texas sun!